An emergency landing
|According to “The Australian,” an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The captain decided...
Pitbull and PMS
What is the difference between a pitbull dog and a PMS woman?Lipstick.
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?Answer: Cheap-Cheap
Bill Gates Dies in a Car accident.
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself being sized up by...
An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice…
An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice a few tips on the art...
Golf “is” a Drag!
Bob and his three golf buddies were out playing and were just starting on...
Dentist Visit
The Smiths were shown into the dentist’s office, where Mr. Smith made it clear...
Get married
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
Wrong Answer!
A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?”"After a considerable...
More Office Wisdom…
A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in...