Virginity
Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says “Doc, I’m getting...
Pantsy Golfer
Q: Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?A: Just in case he...
Get Rich Quick
A knockout young lady decided she wanted to get rich quick. So, she proceeded...
Unmarried In BMW
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.
I have bad news
|The doctor tells his patient: “Well I have good news and bad news…” The...
What is 3 feet tall and gives me head?
What’s 3 feet tall and gives me head?My son.
Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...
Beautiful — in a sentence
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
Noah’s Ark in an apple
|Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?Because everyone had...
The doctor said to the housewife…
The doctor said to the housewife,”I’ve got good news and I’ve got bad news.The...