Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
|8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman’s opening line: “You’re not a...
Still in the family
You might be a redneck if you’ve been married three timesand still have the...
The Tyson one-liners
|Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid...
Story about infinity
|A very large mathematical convention was held in Las Vegas. The conventioneers filled two...
Revenge Is Sweet
There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years. Every...
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A group of Americans was touring Ireland…
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The bored Swede
A swedish man was bored. He was bored with his work, bored with his...
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?They all gather around their cash registers and sing”What...
A pious man who had reached the age of 105…
A pious man who had reached the age of 105 suddenly stopped going to...