Elephant jokes 12
|What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of...
Things Found Only In America
1. Only in America…… can a pizza get to your house faster than an...
They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking…
Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking when another girl waved from across...
The computer user’s reboot poem
|Don’t you wish when life is badand things just don’t compute,That all we really...
Hoop Earrings
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: They have to have some place...
What is the oldest profession?
|A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to...
The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model…
The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model to the airport.Halfway there, the front...
A doctor’s advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm
A doctor’s advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm: “Use it...
What did God say after creating man?
What did God say after creating man? “I can do better”