Bullfighters
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says…
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says, “Ey, Tony! You know who’s-a George Washington?”Tony...
A new method
It’s the first day of school and the teacher told her kindergarten class,”If anyone...
Lone Ranger
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink...
Blonde Goes Shopping
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. “I would...
User song and music
|User(To the tune of Beck’s “Loser”)In the day of sysop nerds I was a...
The Old Lady & the Cashier
A little old lady went to the grocery store & put the most expensive...
Dad, can you write in the dark?
SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?FATHER: I think so. What do you...
Microsoft runs the I.R.S.
|If Microsoft Ran The IRS “Government should be run like a business.” We’ve all...
Two bikers were talking at a bar…
Two bikers were talking at a bar.”How’s married life?” asks the first.”It’s fine,” says...