FBI Want-Ads
The FBI puts an Ad in the newspaper, “Wanted FBI agents.” After sorting through...
The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...
Recycling
A wife arriving home after a shopping trip, was horrified to find her husband...
Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict…
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict, it’s now illegal to print...
Wise cooking advice
|This weekend, I discovered a cooking tip I haven’t seen listed in any cookbooks.While...
Political Speech Goofs
“I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job”–George Bush,...
Drinking problem
Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford:...
The seven dwarves were in Rome…
The three dwarves were in rome and went to the nearest nunnery. They got...
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s: You can wrap your own presents. You are always meeting...