3 times a virgin.
A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her...
If Timex ran Christmas…
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a...
How!
Some years ago, on Times Square in NYC, I observed a native American, in...
Paid By Medicaid
A Soviet emigre boy and girl come to a doctor’s office and say: “Doctor,...
Prostitutes and Drug Dealers
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?A prostitute can wash her...
Cheap Beer
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar...
Penguin goes into a bar
So ,this penguin goes into a bar and says to the barman “have you...
The secret code word…
An old priest got sick of everyone in his parish confessing adultery.During one Sunday’s...
How can you tell?
“Old Jethro’s next door’s a-makin’ moonshine again.” the wife told her husband.”How can you...
Three women were sitting at a bar having a few drinks…
Three women were sitting at a bar having a few drinks.After a while the...