Parrot with no legs
This guy is setting at a bar, and he’s had a lot to drink...
A secret pregnant lover
|At the rehearsal dinner for my boss’ daughter and son-in-law-to-be, a loud eight-months pregnant...
Yo Mama
Yo Mama is so fat that when she sleeps around the house, she sleeps...
Psychiatrist Handyman
Question: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?Answer: Just one …...
Whats the diffrence
whats the differance between a camera and a sock???A camera takes photos and a...
His Last Wishes
Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally able to speak about what...
What just happened here?
|A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts...
Pretend You’re A Statue
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated…
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent...
LICENSE TO STEAL
|Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running...