The Sick Blonde…
A blonde came home from her first day commuting into the city. Her mother...
Undecided
The confused young man couldn’t decide whether to marry Kathryn or Edith. Try as...
A husband and wife are on a nudist beach…
A husband and wife are on a nudist beach when suddenly awasp buzzes into...
You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....
Organ jokes
|Q: Why are organists like a broken-winded cab horse?A: They are always longing for...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
Before it starts…
A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the...
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
What did the elephant say to the naked man?That’s cute, but can it pick...
Male Stages of Life
Stages of LifeTHE MALE STAGES OF LIFEAGE DRINK 17 beer 25 bourbon 35 vodka...
Condom Slogans
1. Cover your stump before you hump.2. Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.3....