Lost Fingers
A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw when...
Mileage
A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a...
Lipstick on her steering wheel?
Why did the blonde have lipstick on her stearing wheel?She was trying to blow...
The Parrot
There’s this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like an old salt,...
Almost no diffenrence
“What’s the difference between the North American porcupine and the African porcupine,” the society...
Rules to give to your Boss!
Rules For Work: (Should go over well with your boss.)Print it out and hang...
Scientists and the Mermaid!
These three scientists decided to go fishing one day. So they packed up all...
What kind of Bees…
What kind of Bees make honey? Honey Bees!What kind of Bees make Milk? BOOBIES!
irish … light bulb joke
How many Irishmen does it take to replace a light bulb?30, 2 to hold...
The system crash song
|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the...