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I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
Give Them a Shock
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If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
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A Polak is hired to paint the lines on the road.On the first day...
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A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man, had car...
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