you are so stupid…
You are so stupid that you flunked special-ed
Golfing with Doc…
I was playing golf with my doctor friend one day.He ALWAYS hit his drives...
Small World
Two men are having an awfully slow round ofgolf because the two ladies in...
Painful Screams
Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few...
Biting Nails
Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea. “I do wish that my Elmer...
How to Shower like a Man!
How To Shower Like A Man:1 – Take off clothes while sitting on the...
How can you tell?
“Old Jethro’s next door’s a-makin’ moonshine again.” the wife told her husband.”How can you...
My Pa Won’t Like It
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived...
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he has to…
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he hasto take a shit...
Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...