play bingo
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Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?A: Mace.
Man who goes to sleep with sex…
Confucious say: “Man who goes to sleep with sex on mind wakes up with...
At the shoe store…
A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes....
5 Good Reasons Not To…
5 Good Reasons not to be a Penis!1. You’re bald your entire life.2. You...
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus. He’s got spiked, multicolouredhair that’s green,...
Things learned from children…
Some things I’ve learned from my children:Super glue “is” forever.No matter how much Jell-O...
My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.
Good & bad news
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Wife-taming method
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to theother and...