A small analogy
Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants.It’s done on a very high...
Why did the Avon lady walk funny?
Why did the Avon lady walk funny? Her lipstick.
If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...
Military work rules
|1. Sickness: No excuses will be acceptable. We will no longer accept the Medical...
Man walks into a supermarket and buys…
Man walks into a supermarket and buys :1 bar of soap1 toothbrush1 tube toothpaste1...
Vocal jokes
|Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He...
Lick that
Tommy, Johnny and Harry were standing around bullshitting about how tough their fathers were....
Two young girls were talking about their sex lives…
Two young girls were talking about their sex lives when the first girl says,...
The Blondes and the Spaghetti
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?They both wiggle when you eat them.
Salami & the Talibuttheads
Q&A’s about Salami Bin Coward & the Talibuttheads:Q: Why does Salami Bin Coward carry...