My daughter is your reward
|Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
50-50 relationship
What do men consider a 50-50 relationship?We cook, they eat! We clean, they dirty!...
Interview with a Pirate!
The pirate Red Beard was being interviewed by a newspaper reporter who was looking...
Dead Pussy
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the...
The Promotion
Boss: Johnson, we giving you a promotion but you have to move to Montreal....
Blonde in a Freezer
Q.What do you call a buncha Blondes in a freezer???A. Frosted Flakes
How can you tell when your girlfriend is horny?
How can you tell when your girlfriend’s horny? You stick your hands in her...
Tombstone Epitaph IX
Tombstone Epitaph:Oops! Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:Born 1903–Died 1942Looked up the elevator...
An inscription problem
|According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by...
He’s a real fun guy [fungi]
|Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?”He’s...