Did you kill the victim?
Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what...
Condom Education.
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Arriving in Heaven
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What is grey and comes in quarts?
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Enchanted Rattlesnake
It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow choked...
Why cannibals do not eat comedians?
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The Boy Who Thinks He’s A Chicken
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George W. Bush at a press conference
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Gun-toting Panda (Classic)
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IRS
The IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks. Apparently, under...