Boarding from what gate?
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Send Mother In Law
Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send...
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor…
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor.He says “Doctor, I...
Unreasonable bill
|A client who felt his legal bill was too high asked his lawyer to...
A girl goes to the doctor…
A girl goes to the doctor. She says, “Doc, I’m freakin’ out…I’m freakin’ out…my...
Blonde Father
A blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have...
A man goes to a psychiatrist…
A man goes to a psychiatrist. To start things off, the psychiatristsuggests they start...
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke?
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and...
Stupid Stories
|Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport hotel after he...
mosquito and a fly
|What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?Try sewing buttons on a...