Horse Sense
An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of...
The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
13 Things Films Have Taught Us
1) All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices, which have large red read-outs...
90210
Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were…
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on...
Fathers then & now
|Today is one of the first Father’s Days of our new millennium. Fathers of...
How do you embarrass an archeologist?
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?A: Give him a used tampon and ask...
Driver’s Test
Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver’s test?A: Because every time the...