If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?
Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?...
The night before Christmas for an attorney
|Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, quiet descended,...
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
Whats a blondes favorite surgery?
Whats a blonde’s favorite surgery?A Slipodictomy.
Tennis Elbow?
If tennis players get tennis elbow, and squash players get squash knees, what do...
Student Bloopers – Part II!
This is a collection of actual student bloopers collected by teachers from 8th grade...
Humor about Leprechauns
|An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long Kesh...
Did Santa Give You That Present?
|On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...
McQuillan walked into a bar
|McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the...