Santa vs. system admins
|The similarities between Santa and System Admins1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2....
Fallen bridge
|A blond and her blond boyfriend went for a walk along the river.The blond...
The blonde and the screen door
What does a blonde and a screen door have in common?The more you bang...
Why White?
A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, “Mommy, why...
A drunken blonde goes into a bar…
A drunken blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would...
Program Manager
A lead hardware engineer, a lead software engineer, and their program manager are taking...
The Parrots
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have...
Know the difference
Man to a woman: Do you know the difference between a blowjob and a...
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many…
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many Generals, so they decided...
The New Tax Law
The only thing that the IRS has not yet taxed is the male penis....