New Viruses!
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly...
If you cloned Henry IV…
If you cloned Henry IV, would he be Henry V, or Henry IV Part...
Coming Home Late
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...
The Mushroom
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says,...
Surgical Error
A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy.Shortly after he recovers from his...
I bet I can bite both of my eyes
|A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his...
Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer
|10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them....
Soviet Sausage Joke #1
Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism have a meeting for tea at noon.Capitalism and Communism arrive...
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?A Frosted Flake.
What is a yankee?
What is a yankee? A quickie, but you do it yourself.