What is your date of birth?
Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.
A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
Have you heard about the new orgasm pill?
Have you heard about the new orgasm pill just approved by the FDA for...
2 Drunk Guys
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
Some explaining…
The newlyweds arrived at the front desk of the posh ocean-side resort in Hilton...
Some possible computer bumper stickers
|1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted…Cereal Port Not Responding2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in...
Offended
Three honeymoon couples find themselves in adjacent rooms in a hotel.As they are getting...
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
Preparing for skiing
Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use. Fasten a...
Engineer and Guillotine
Today they’re leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask...