Men vs Women (long classic!)
RELATIONSHIPSFirst of all, a man does not call it a relationship. He refers to...
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?Call her up
Why is pubic hair curly?
Why is pubic hair curly?If it was straight, it would poke your eyes out.
Interview with a Pirate!
The pirate Red Beard was being interviewed by a newspaper reporter who was looking...
Idiots on a desert island
Ed and Fred were flying along when the two idiots crash-landed on a desert...
You Know You’re Too Stressed If…
You can achieve a “Runner’s High” by sitting up. The Sun is too loud....
Don’t Erase This
One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had...
Too Much Computer Time
How to tell when you are spending too much time with your computer:You start...
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.
EuroEnglish
The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official...