Troubles getting into heaven
Three Muslims died and went to Heaven. When they approached the gate, St. Peter...
Have a Microsoft Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was...
Men’s Rude Awakening
The men who do make it to Heaven are going to have a rude...
Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...
Morse toad!
|What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!
New Drug
Did you here about the pharmaceutical company?They developed a new drug that, when administered...
Timberland.
A rich lady from California, who was a tree hugger and a vociferous anti-...
Indicator
A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a doublescotch...
What’s the definition of the perfect woman?
Ok, I’m going to get a lot of hate mail for this one…What’s the...
2 people walk into a bar…
2 people walk into a bar. The third one ducked.