Polish Women and Vibrators
Q. Why don’t polish women use vibrators?A. It chips their teeth.
Ballerina
What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!
Household physics
|Laws of Household PhysicsEver notice that the laws of household physics are every bit...
Patenting A Peach…
A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent...
Solving Bat Problem
Did you hear about the three ministers who were talking about their common problem...
Woman/Car
I think it was in Britain where a billboard advertising a car read:”If this...
Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together…
Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together at a posh hotel. When...
Dropped your wallet
|Two fishermen were out on the lake when one of them dropped his wallet....
Let’s take a trip to Disney
|Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida.As they...
A New York boy was being led through the swamps…
A New York boy was being led through the swamps ofLouisiana by his cousin....