Yes What?
World War III. The US has succeeded in building a computer able to solve...
Why did the pervert cross the road?
Why did the pervert cross the road?He was stuck to the chicken.
The Neutron
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for abeer?”The...
Black widow spiders
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring...
How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...
Accountant Math!
An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:”Dear...
MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET On Woman
MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET Workplace Hazardous Materials InformationSystem ———————————————————————-Substance: Woman Manufacturer: God Typical Size:...
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot…
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows...
Be Patient
A doctor dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the pearly...
Australia…
Australia.Where men are real menAnd sheep are scared shitlessAnd where the term ‘Going Down...