The headmistress at a girls prep school…
The headmistress at a girls’ prep school in the old South (circa 1959) calls...
Automotive horror
|As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering,...
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? –...
Adam Accused By Eve!
Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands….When Adam stayed out very late for...
The Flashlight
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.
Zen Quotes
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk...
Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...
Lotto
A blonde wanted to win the lotto so she prayed to god, and she...
Elephants VII
What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it…
Number One Sport
A woman, while touring a small South American country was shown a bullfight. The...