Biblical one-liners… too cool!
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married?A. RuthlessQ. What do they...
Stressed
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
Bill Gates picks his own punishment
|Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
Bra Shopping
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy’s, and walked up to...
Smartest Man in the World
A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a...
How did you know?
A guy goes into a supermarket and buys: * one tin of beans *...
his mind
He has one of those mighty minds — mighty empty. He has a one-track...
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone…
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn’t havechange for a dollar....
Who gave you those black eyes?
|A regular at Bob’s Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of...
yo mama so fat.. drivers license
Yo mama is so fat that her driver’s license says, “Picture continued on other...