Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
Can’t Talk Now
A woman is on her honeymoon with her new French husband. She is giving...
Betcha $500.00!
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.The turtle’s...
The Irishman’s Last Stand
There was an Irishman, a New Zealand man and an American man standing on...
Cliff Hanger
A blonde, a redhead and a brunette all jump off a cliff. Which onehit...
Unusual State Laws
Connorsvill,Wisconsin:It is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female...
Orgasmic Problems
The husband, tired of a listless sex life came right out and asked his...
Oh boy!
The blonde says to her friend, “My boyfriend has the worst dandruff.”Her friend says,...
Two plus two is five
|”First and above all he was a logician. At least thirty-five years of the...
How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?
How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?When the big hand is on...