Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...
Ten things to say about gifts you don’t like
|10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would’ve fit.9....
It has been determined that having sex before…
It has been determined that having sex before participatingin athletic activity, such as a...
Why Dogs Don’t Use Computers
Can’t stick their heads out of Windows ’95. Fetch command not available on all...
The dog and the butcher
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.Fortunately,...
Depressed Dentist
What do you call a depressed dentist? A little down in the mouth.
New bumper stickers.
Bumper stickers seen this weekend …..You’re just jealous because the voices are talking to...
Some years ago
|Some years ago, Michael J. Flanagan, a successful New York contractor, was standing on...
Accidental Meeting
A woman and a man get into a car accident, and it’s a bad...
Why wasn’t Jesus born in West Virginia?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in West Virginia?Well God found plenty of guys who liked...