Musician jokes
|Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1...
The Vet Delivers
There was a country doctor who was the only doctor for miles around. He...
Your New Year Resolution
|Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year and yet you...
Tough sell
Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to...
If men had a vagina.
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for...
Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...
60-year-old man
A 60-year-old man went to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor told him,...
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
Susie walkin the dog!
A little girl asks her Mom, “May I take the dog for a walk...
How To Blind A Woman:
How do you blind a woman? Put a windshield in front of her face!