Some possible computer bumper stickers
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Gems of Wisdom
The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary,...
Man with no arms.
One day, a man with no arms walked into the bathroom. Another man that...
Men are like fine wine…
Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes,and it’s a woman’s...
What will communism be like when perfected?
Little Boy: What will communism be like when perfected?His Father: Everyone will have what...
Marrying and divorcing in Heaven
It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married,but a tragic...
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?Another parish
Women’s Snappy Comebacks
Women’s Snappy Comebacks:Man: =”Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the...
Blonde quickies 221-230
221. What do you get when you cross a blonde and a gorilla? Who...
Efficiency
|From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraRe: Schubert’s Symphony...