Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
Kewl Job Application!
Q.- NAME:A.- Iam ApplyinQ.- DESIRED POSITION:A.- Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever’s available. If...
Much Improved
A husband was worried about the decline in the quality of his marriage so...
Would you please do me a favor?
|A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you...
Public Statement by the Rev. Jesse Jackson
More Jesse news… Public Statement by the Rev. Jesse Jackson Due to the great...
Raccoon’s Will
Q: What did the raccoon say in his will?A: “Leave it to Beaver.”
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
Blind Herbie
Little Herbie had been blind since birth. One day at bedtime, his mother told...
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon…
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, “If I...
Puerto Rican Offspring
Q: What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican?A:...