Coconut & hurricane
-What did the hurricane say to the coconut?-Hold on to your nuts, it’s going...
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy…
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy near his bases, pulls abeat-up, mutilated condom...
A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague…
A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague who is about to...
‘Twas The Night Before Xmas- Redneck
‘Twas the night before Christmas And all through the trailerNot a creature was stirrin’...
Here kitty kitty kitty
This chick goes to her docter and tells him that she can?t get any...
A dentis appointment
Two guys are susposed to meet at 4:30. Charley shows up at4:30 and waits....
Insult Collection #3
Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I’ll arrange...
The Office Christmas Party
What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the...
News from Washington
WASHINGTON, DC – Frustrated by failed attempts to turn public support away from the...
Engineer and Guillotine
Today they’re leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask...