The Code of Ethical Behavior for Patients
|1. Do not expect your doctor to share your discomfort.Involvement with the patient’s suffering...
The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down the trailall day. When they...
Good Sneeze!
Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm....
What do you do in case of fallout?
What do you do in case of fallout?Put it back in and take shorter...
What should you say if he asks you Am I your first?
What should you say if he asks you “Am I your first”?”You might be...
It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency…
It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency,were traveling together...
Kids at the Wedding
|At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...
Lightbulbs for dinner
Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, “My dad’s tougher than your dad!”"Oh yeah?” said...
What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?
Q: What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?A: The front row of a...
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven…
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, “Well,...