grasshopper with no legs
|What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!
What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?
What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?They both cause you to stand around...
Simple Chinese
Dung On MAI Shu————I stepped in excrementAi Wan Tu Bang Yu———Let’s sleep togetherAi Bang...
How do you get Visual Aids?
How do you get Visual Aids? – From a nasty poke in the eye.
Blonde’s Revenge
What the difference between a brunette and the trash? The trash gets taken out...
Late For Work
Late For WorkThe secretary came in late for work for the third day in...
A Blonde’s Bad Day
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?A: When...
OUCH!
OUCH! A couple hobbled into a Washington emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
Why Gynecology?
A young doctor just out of medical school announced to his wife that he...
Women’s/Men’s English
Women’s English:Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = NoI’m sorry = You’ll be...