How do you make love to a fat girl?
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The
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Toilet
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An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A...
What should you say if he asks you Am I your first?
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Hard of Hearing Genie
OK, so a man walks into a bar with a large box, the bar...
No Pubic Hair?
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms.When she undressed, he noticed...