Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
Bragging about Japan
|There was a Japanese man who went to America for sightseeing. On the last...
Three wishes
It was a nice sunny day when three men were walking down a country...
Trouble at the local bar…
A guy goes into a bar and says, “Quick, gimme a beer before the...
Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff.
If a Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff at the same time,...
Parrrot boy & daddy
There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an...
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day…
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach him how...
Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.
After Man, God Said…
What did God say after he created man?”I can do better than this” and...
Optician
A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested...