Caught napping excuses!
Some quick thinking to get out of the “caught napping jam!”…They told me at...
Letter to God
Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday...
Punctuation marks
An English professor wrote the words, “woman without her man is a savage” on...
Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
Clinton in Oz!
The last four U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado in Kansas, and off...
Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?
Q: Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?A: It saves...
Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda…
Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda sipping lemonade and reminiscing about...
May September Marriage
A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor...
Overheard in Tax Office…
The Top 10 Things Overheard In A Tax Preparer’s Office Prior To The Tax...