Naughty Night Before Christmas
The Naughty Night Before ChristmasTwas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat....
Viola jokes
|Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best...
If Sony ran Christmas…
|Their Personal Xmas-ing Device, which would be barely larger than an ornament and flat,...
Dead Or Alive
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to...
What’s the difference between a barmaid in the evening and…
What’s the difference between a barmaid inthe evening and a barmaid at night?A barmaid...
Brain to nerves
How does the brain communicate with the nerves?With a Cell phone!
Insurance Form Statements
Insurance Form Statements…Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a...
On the porch
Two elderlies are rocking on the porch at the home. “Bet you can’t guess...
Bad Jeeves…BAD!
A wealthy couple had planned to go out for the evening. The woman of...
Why is red the colour of the University of Georgia?
Why is “red” the colour of the University of Georgia?Because they can’t spell “crimson”...