Types of computer viruses
|Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.Airline virus:...
Two nuns are riding a bike down a road…
Two nuns are riding a bike down a road and the firstnun says, “I`ve...
What an idiot!
There were three men. Joe, Rich, and Scott. They were all camping in the...
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer?
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer? He could run as fast as...
To Keep A Man Interested
What does a woman have to do to keep a man interested?Wear perfume that...
A good student
It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the...
How to Get A Good Night Sleep
By the time Dave pulled into the small town every hotel room was taken....
An FBI investigation
|The phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello? I’m calling to report my neighbor, Clifford. He...
Stupid Insults 23/31
One node short of a network. One of the early failures of electroshock therapy....
Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...