Signs and notices 05
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Outside a country...
Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...
The company sergent is briefing the recruits…
The company sergent is briefing the recruits:”For the next ten weeks the commanding officer...
Speeding
A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled...
The mime!
I put a blank cassette tape in my tape stereo last night and turnedthe...
Polak and Mongoloid
Q: What do you get when you cross a 1-legged Polak with a Mongoloid?A:...
A good student
It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the...
Microsoft Panhandler v1.0 (Beta)
|Redmond, WA — Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around babe magnet Bill Gates announced...
The Prescription
The patient went to his doctor for a checkup, and the doctor wrote out...
Faux Fun–groaner deluxe
JUST FAUX FUN”Can you loan me faux dollars ?”"What faux ?”"To buy faux diamonds.”"What...