Perot corn
Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other,...
Two men camping
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Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
More Darwin Awards!
THE DARWIN AWARDS are given every year to bestow upon (the remains of) that...
The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris…
The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris,France, and headed straight for...
Poor Turkey!
When I was a young turkey, new to the coop, my big brother Tom...
User song and music
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Empty upstairs!
The problem with keeping an open mind is that all my ideas tend to...
The AOL Car
The AOL car would have a TOP speed of 40 MPH yet have a...
Women Bashing (oh-oh)
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be...