What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?
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The Perfect Worker
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Ears
What kind of ear does a train have?an Engineer
A look at the Iraqi TV Guide.
MONDAY 8:00 Husseinfeld 8:30 Mad About Everything 9:00 Suddenly Sanctions 9:30 Allah McBealTUESDAY 8:00...
A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India…
A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India.One man he passed...
Blonde Horses Around
There once was this blonde riding a horse. After a while it began to...
Pulled over.
A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer...
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
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How many Polish people does it take to milk a cow?
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