Breaking into a house
|A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Monkey Organization
An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at...
Cheap plastic rings
|A groom buys the engagement ring at a jewelry store. As the groom enters...
Yo Family Is So Poor…
Yo family is so poor that when I went inside your house I accidentally...
Zen Quotes
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk...
Drunk and The $20 Dollar Bills
It was New Year’s Eve … by then, actually, it was very early on...
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
I have got trouble with the wife again…
I’ve got trouble with the wife again – she came into the bar looking...