Types of computer viruses
|Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.Airline virus:...
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
2 Docs on a Date.
At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each...
Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation…
Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation.After a while one...
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
Adjustable Face Lift
This women of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face...
M and M’s
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
Biblical Bumper Stickers
Adam: “You are what you eat.” Eve: “At least he doesn’t compare me to...
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop…
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson...
Giving Cats Pills
|INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL 1. Pick cat up and cradle it...