There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for…
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man fora soldier and propositioned...
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A police detective was investigating a homicide. As he questioned the on-scene officer, he...
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The Neutron
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for abeer?”The...
Changed my mind!
This bloke picks up woman at the local pub. They go for a romanticwalk...
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|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
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