Oboe jokes
|Q: How do you get five oboes in tune?A: Shoot four of them.Q: What...
Digital clock
Q: What did the digital clock say to his mother? A: Look ma no...
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
What’s a real mate?
Q: What’s a real mate?A: Someone who’ll go into town, get two head jobs...
Getting Old
Dear Maevis,I have become a little older since I saw you last and a...
Blonde quickies 161-180
161. Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A: Write ‘Please turn...
Make me an uncle!
Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged...
Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey…
Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey when the little boy asked whether...
Shared Decision Making
My wife and I have an agreement that works… She is responsible for the...
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse?
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse? Look...