If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace…
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace is...
Proctologist Definitions
Proctologist: A doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice.Proctologist: A brain...
You looked a lot like my wife
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Me and My Boss
When I take a long timeI am slowWhen my boss takes a long timeHe...
Father Murphy met Casey
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Kleenex anyone?
What do you find up a clean nose? Fingerprints
Why?
A LITTLE SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT:Why was it that the Kamakazi pilots used helmets?
Trouble at the local bar…
A guy goes into a bar and says, “Quick, gimme a beer before the...
Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk
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A pile of one liners!
Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can’t get out !Who gives...