Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
A morese-quito!
|What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code?A morese-quito!
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ? Nothing, you told...
Out of a tree
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the...
Environment
The EPA is conducting a $700,000 dollar study to see if Alaskan trees are...
yo mamma iz…
your mamma is so ugly, when she was born, she had an incubator with...
Alcohol vs Women
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
Marriage quotes 07
|Many a wife thinks her husband is the world’s greatest lover. But she can...
Top10 things men know about women…
The Top Ten Things Men Know About Women:10 9 8 7 6 5 4...
Beautiful — in a sentence
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...